Once upon a time, there was handsome owl who hoo hoo lived in an English Sherwood forest. He liked to tell “knock knock joke” to his friends. His favorite joke is“Knock ,knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? A bee stung me!” He had a lot of friends. His friends called him Shawn. Shawn was very cute and he was the smartest in the forest because he could solve other animals’ problems. Most important of all, he could see very well at night. So he could see which animal was doing wrong things. Everyone chose him to be the king of the forest.
One day in the morning, a komodo dragon came to the forest where Shawn lived. When Shawn woke up, he saw a rabbit hopping up Shawn’s house in the tree. Rabbit said, “Knock ,knock.” “Who’s there?” ask Shawn “There is a komodo dragon in the park of the forest. He wanted to eat my dear auntie,” the rabbit answered. “What? I’ll help you!” said, Shawn. “I have an idea. I know
what a komodo dragon was afraid of,” continued Shawn. Shawn knew that a komodo dragon was afraid of jokes. They arrived at the park and told jokes to the dragon. “You know ‘Knock, knock jokes’ right?” asked Shawn “Yep, what do you want to do?” “I’ll tell the dragon some ‘Knock, knock jokes.’ “Ok, let’s go!” said the rabbit. “Knock, knock” “Who’s there?” “Cows go.” “Cows go who?” “No, cows go moo.” (HA! HA! HA!) “Help, help! I’m so afraid of jokes! Help! Help!” yelled the dragon “If you leave, we will stop telling jokes. Do you agree?” asked Shawn. “I won’t leave until I got my food!” said the komodo dragon. “Do you eat vegetables?” asked Shawn. “I can try. I’m so hungry. I can eat anything. Quick, give me food or I’ll eat you.” “I know where to find food. Just a moment. I’ll be back soon,” said Shawn.
Shawn ran to a tower where people stored food. He called animals to help carry vegetables and fruit to a ship. All the animals in the forest worked together. In no time, the ship was loaded with food. “Hoo,
hoo, hoo, come here to the ship, dragon.” As soon as the komodo dragon went
onto the ship, he saw the food. He couldn’t stop eating and didn’t know the ship is drifting away from the land. For a while, all the animals wait quietly. Then, they burst out cheering when the ship was far away in the sea. The komodo dragon was gone. That night, they had a big party, telling “knock, knock” jokes all night long. The End!
A man named Sandy Clause walking down a street. He saw many people with
their pets. Some people are walking their dogs in the park. Other people are
walking their pigs and baby lions. More are playing with their snakes.
People play games, exercise, dance, or ride a bike in the park. They
also like to play on the seesaw, slide, monkey bars, and the rocking horse.
He’s not having much fun because he’s only by himself. So he decided to buy a
dog. He walks on the street and goes into a pet store. He looks at all the dogs
in the pet store. They are all cute. But he likes one of the puppy most of all.
He’s like a tiny brown and white fur ball.
It
has a long curly tail. He asks the mama dog, “Does your puppy bite?” “Of
course, my puppy doesn’t bite,” the mama dog answers. “Can I play with your
puppy? “the man asks. “Yes, you can,” mama dog answers. Then the man plays with
the puppy but the puppy is tired. The puppy doesn’t want to play. The man tries
to tickle the puppy. The puppy is scared. So then the puppy bites him. The man is angry and he yelled, “Ouch!” He
yelled at the mama dog, “I thought your puppy doesn’t bite. But why did your puppy bite me?” Mama dog
says, “That is not my puppy. It belongs
to another mama dog.” The man’s hand is bleeding. He’s very angry and he rushes
out of the store to a nearest hospital. And the puppy just goes back to sleep.
He dreams happily ever after.
有一個叫做Sandy
Clause的男子走在街上。他看到很多人帶著寵物。有人遛狗,有人遛豬,或遛小獅子。還有人在跟自己的寵物蛇玩。人們在公園裡玩遊戲、運動、跳舞或騎腳踏車。也有人在玩蹺蹺板、溜滑梯、單槓、搖搖馬…。他不怎麼覺得好玩,因為他只有一個人。所以他決定要去買一隻狗。他到街上,走進一家寵物店。他看著店裡的所有狗,每隻都很可愛。但他特別喜歡其中一隻。他看起來像個棕白色毛球。他有一條長長捲捲的尾巴。Sandy
Clause問一隻狗媽媽:「你的狗會咬人嗎?」狗媽媽回答:「當然,我的小狗不會咬人。」Sandy
Clause又問:「那我可以跟牠玩嗎?」狗媽媽說:「可以的」Sandy
Clause想跟小狗玩,但是牠很累,不想玩。Sandy
Clausen對小狗搔癢,小狗很害怕,所以就咬了牠。Sandy
C lause很生氣,大叫:「唉唷!」牠大聲地對狗媽媽喊:「我以為你的狗不會咬人,但為甚麼牠咬我?」狗媽媽說:「那不是我的狗,那是另一隻狗媽媽的孩子」Sandy
Clause的手流血了,他非常生氣,跑像最近的醫院,那隻小狗繼續回到夢鄉,快樂的做著美夢。
Group C
Funny Story C組笑話故事
(1)
林子宸、劉閔沛
“Dad, can we buy a dog?” a son asked his father. Papa said,
“Why? Son.” “Because the pig and chicken on the school farm died last week. We
had BBQ for lunch yesterday.” Our teacher died yesterday, too. So I want to
stay home today. “I know, I wouldn’t eat today’s lunch, either. Who knows what
you would have today. Better not your teacher’s meatball spaghetti.” “Ew,
gross. I want somebody to stay home with me,” said the son. “Why? I can take a
leaf. So we don’t have to buy a dog.” “But, Papa, I really want to have a dog.”
“Ok, ok, let’s take a look.” So the father and the son went for walk down the block,
looking for a pet shop. They saw three pet shops. The first shop put a sign,
saying “We are the best pet shop in the city.” The second shop put a larger
sign saying, “The best pet shop in the world.” At the third shop, the owner put
up a small sign, saying “We are the best pet shop on this block.” They decided to go in the third shop. Seeing
many pets, the son changed his mind. “Papa, I don’t want a dog. I want a
parrot. Besides, if you buy me a parrot, you can go back to work because it can
talk to me.” “If you buy a parrot, you’ll get carrots for free for a year,”
said the parrot. “Dad, if we get free carrots, why don’t we buy some rabbits?”
asked the son. “If you buy bunnies, you can get free peanuts.” “That’s good. I
love peanuts,” said dad. “But dad, if we have free peanuts, why don’t we get
hamsters?” asked the son. “A parrot, a bunny and hamsters are too many, son,”
said Dad. “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of them.” So the father and the son came
home with a parrot, a bunny, and 3 hamsters, besides, free carrots and peanuts
for a year.
In a mango orchard outside a village there
lived a naughty monkey. The monkey kept on eating the ripe mangoes. The
orchard-keeper tried to catch the monkey. But every time the monkey escaped the
trap.
One day, the monkey went out to a town. Soon the
monkey was sneaking into houses and running away with food. People were afraid
of him. They screamed when they saw the
monkey.
One day, a
juggler came to the town. The people of the town asked him, “Can you help us
get rid of that naughty monkey?"
The juggler said, “Do not worry. Get me some jars with narrow
necks." The juggler put peanuts into the jars and placed them out on
a field. The monkey was very
curious when he saw the jars. He saw peanuts in the jar. “Yummy! Let me quickly
take the peanuts and run," he thought. He put his hand inside the jar and
grabbed a big handful.
But he
could not pull out his clenched fist because the neck of the jar was so narrow.
If the monkey dropped some peanuts back into the jar, he could have pulled his
hand out. But he was greedy. So he did not drop them into the jar.
The town
people easily caught the monkey. They put the monkey with his hands in the jar
in the jungle. Life in the jungle was not easy. He needed to hide from tigers
and find food. That was the end of the greedy monkey.
There
was a king, and a wise man. One day they went hunting together. The king gave
the wise man a weak old horse. This horse was so weak that it couldn’t walk
without shaking. And he gave himself a strong young horse. The horse was even
more powerful than Taiwan’s number 52. It was as fast as Ferrari. When they
were hunting, it rained. The king’s horse ran quickly to the castle. The wise
man’s horse just stood in the rain, not moving at all. So the wise man took off
his clothes and put them under the horse until the rain stop. He wanted to keep
clothes dry. After the rain stopped, the wise man put on his clothes and went
back to the castle. The king saw the wise man’s clothes were dry and he asked
him, “Why are your clothes dry?” The wise man answered, “This horse brought me
to a secret garden. He’s afraid the king
would get worried so he came back.”
The
next time they went hunting again, the king changed horses with the wise man.
This time it rained again. The wise man’s horse went quickly back to the castle
but the king’s horse stood there and didn’t move. The king was left in the
rain, soaking wet. After the rain stopped, the sun came out. The horse started
running again. The horse ran to a lake, but the sun was too shiny. The horse
was too weak and old. So the horse and the king fell into the lake. When the
king went back to the castle, he was very angry to the wise man. He said, “We
will go hunting again, but this time you need to sit with me together on the
horse. If the horse has wings, that means you didn’t lie, but if the horse
didn’t, I will punish you.”
Next
morning, the wise man took the king to visit the horse. The king brought some
witnesses with him. They wanted to see if the horse really flies. They went
into the forest. This time it didn’t rained, but a witness’s horse kicked the
king and the wise man’s horse. The king fell down the horse, so the horse and
the wise man ran quickly back to the castle. The other witnesses’ horse saw the
horse, and they follow the horse back to the castle. The king’s clothes were
dirty, so he jumped into a pond to take a bath. But now the king was wet. So,
he thought, “If I took off my clothes, no one will realize that I am wet and
dirty.” The king took off his clothes and walk back to the castle. He thought
everyone will be respect to him. But everyone was laughing at him. The king was
so ashamed and he ran away quickly.
Once upon a time, there lived a princess and a Queen in a castle. This
castle was in the forest by the sea. The princess was very lonely in the
castle. She cried all the time. Her only friend was a rabbit. The princess was
very pretty and kind because she taught
the animals to escape from the predators.The Queen
was very scary because she killed many animals for food, like dogs, snakes, and
bunnies. She even killed hundreds of caterpillars to make caterpillar jam. She
was afraid that her stepmother would eat her bunny for dinner.
One day, the princess decided to run away from her stepmother. But there
were thousands of soldiers guarding around the castle so she could not escape
from the castle easily.
When her mother died, her mother gave her
a powerful, magical crown. If you own this crown, you can get anything you
want. The rabbit cried to the princess, “We need to save my family. I’m afraid
your stepmother will make my family rabbit stew for dinner. My grandpa was made
into rabbit jerky. We cried for many weeks because our hearts were broken.”
The princess had a classmate called Dylan, who was a pirate’s son. She
asked Dylan, “Can you tell your dad to take the queen away? Please. I want to
save animals in the forest, especially my rabbit.” Dylan came back and told his
dad, “My princess friend asked you to help her take away the Queen. The
princess can give you a powerful, magical crown.” “Ok, let’s carry out a plan
tomorrow night,” said Dylan’s dad. “Tell Princess the time to meet.”
At night the dad and 100 pirates sailed
the boat to the Queen’s castle. Around the castle were thousands of soldiers.
The pirates fought the soldiers. The pirates had to pinch their noses because
one of the pirates broke wind. It was very stinky. A lot of soldiers passed
out. So it’s easy for the pirates to capture the soldiers. They tied the
soldiers up. They went to the castle and took away the Queen. She was sent to
an island far away where there she could only eat grass. She became a
vegetarian since there was no animal to eat.
The princess gave Dylan’s
dad the crown. Dylan’s dad wished to have all the ships and treasure in the
world. After he said that, all the things magically appeared in front of them
in just one second. Dylan’s dad became the richest and most powerful pirate in
the world. He protected all the animals in the world. The princess became
friends with all the animals in the forest. She was not lonely anymore. They
lived happily ever after.